...I didn't do things like lock my keys in the car, flood the work kitchen, forget to do important things, and get the timing completely wrong for important events...
Since becoming pregnant with James and then this one, I do...
Take yesterday as a prime example...
This post should have been titled "Isabel's Christening" as that was the focus of the weekend.
Our friends Josh & Chan live in Bendigo and their precious little 5 month old daughter was being christened yesterday.
Apparently I RSVP'd 3 times to the christening from the time we heard about it until last weekend (adding to the proof that I have a bad case of placenta brain!). And we had no other plans for the weekend... Just the 2.5hr trip to the church - planning on arriving just before the ceremony so James could lose some cabin fever from the trip over.
So we arrive at the church where a few people were milling about the back door - looking like they're about to enter. We parked the car, did a quick nappy change - and thought we had about 5 minutes before the 2:30pm start. Then I turned around and the numbers at the back door had doubled...
YEP - IT HAD JUST FINISHED!!!!! A 1:30 christening NOT a 2:30 christening!!!!!
I saw Chan coming out of the church and went straight to her, "Did we just miss the christening?" Chan..."Yes, it was 1:30 but we were hoping that you were okay!"
Embarrassing - annoying - STUPID!!!!! Something I never thought I would do... Can you believe we travelled 3 hours to be an hour late for a christening when we were just twiddling our thumbs at home that morning waiting for the time to come so we could leave!
But wait - there's more!!!!!
Whilst I was berating myself for making such a stupid mistake - and missing a pretty important event! - Matt started unpacking the chairs and drinks from the car, while James set off exploring the bush surrounds of the Church. It is a beautiful church, built of old stone (sorry Dad - don't know what type!) and located in the middle of nowhere about half an hour from Bendigo.
Then I heard him scream!! Poor little mite had tried to keep up with the big kids running down the 30 or so stone steps leading up to the church and had landed on his snozzer! He cried and cried and cried... And trust me, that means something for this little boy who doesn't usually react if he falls over or scrapes some skin.
Exhibit A...
And going in for a big kiss! Mwah...
Isabel checking out the scenery...
Josh flapping a fly!
Matt supervising at the scene of the nose crime...
Yummy cake time...
We ended up going back in to Bendigo for an early barbie tea at Josh & Chan's where we got to have some bonus cuddles with Isabel and spend some good time with Josh & Chan... James loved patting and cuddling Isabel and couldn't resist giving her lots of kisses accompanied by a big 'mwah' sound...
We headed off home at 8pm and Matt drove all the way in one go without falling asleep! I was awake the whole time as well which is extremely unusual for me ;)
And, as it should be on a Sunday afternoon, both boys are currently tucked up in bed having a well deserved afternoon sleep...

